My Expert Midwife Spritz for bits perineal spray 150ml Instant relief for perineal soreness, bruising and swelling after childbirth. Midwife developed, 97% naturally derived, upside down no mess perineal spray. Can provide instant relief for perineal soreness, bruising and swelling after childbirth. Bought in advance of birth but ended up having caesarean section so was not needed. RRP €24.